A "Stop the Invasions Already" Song
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Consumer Goods - Gunboat Diplomacy
You're like the guys with the
Gunboat eyes singing
We won't hurt you if
You realize that we're only here to help.
Take your gunboats,
Your gunboats home.
Parked in the harbour, you're
Watching over, I
Feel you staring, I
Swear I'm no revolutionary pinko commie trash.
Take your gunboats,
Your gunboats home.
Take your gunboats,
Your gunboats home.
You came invited, but
Not this way. Would you
Turn around and sail as far away
As your steam-powered engines and modern inventions will go.
Take your gunboats,
Your gunboats home.
Take your gunboats,
Your gunboats home.
